IT’S A CRAZY TOWN MYSTERY!!! SOLVE THE STORY!

GROUP DISCUSSION:

“What are you doing here?”

“Same thing as you. Being forgotten.”

“I’m not forgotten; I’ve been tossed out”

“I’m not even trash and she put me here”

“We’ll I’m pretty sure I was used and thrown away too”

“I’m an oral syringe”

“At least y’all have a chance of leaving; my purpose is to live here and get stepped on!”

“You think you have it bad – I haven’t been played with in MONTHS. Being lost makes dogs sad”

“I’m just a remnant of her morning routine”

“Well I’m her purse and I feel included in the trash!”

“Who am I? I’m a piece of dehydrated liver for crying out loud.”

“What am I doing here? I’ll tell you what I’m doing: I’m going round and round and will never reach my destination if she doesn’t stop.

“I belong in a can. “

“I am evidence of her procrastination”

“I validate her disorganization”

“I am a broken pair of nail clippers”

“I think I used to be a receipt”

“I. am. dirt!!!!!!!!”

“Well oh yeah … I AM DOG HAIR!!!”

[OKAY, but WHERE ARE WE???]