[…Rainbow Bridge Mental Health Services… how can we help you today]

That is funny, y’all! Well it’s about Cookie.

[oh nooo. We might not be up for this call. What is her vulva doing now? ]

It is going over Laverne’s gate and … I think there’s a chance she’s mooching off Vernie’s food!

[What does Vernie say??]

Vernie pleads the fifth! Cookie gets over the gate in secret but then the rest of the dogs tell on her so we know if there’s been a theft from Vernie.

[Who says she’s stealing anything from Vernie?!]

Well why else would she go in there?

[To show Vernie she’s loved and noticed and included …
and she doesn’t have to come out of hiding to be part of Crazy Town. We love Vernie by showing Vernie how love works!]

[Good job mom!!!! See you might not have to call me every 5 minutes ]

Did you just give me credit for the question you answered?

[it’s called a confidence boost. Free from the grave!]

What should I do about Cookie tho?

[praise her and give her extra treats]

10-4 ROGER THAT, RIO!