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9pm in Crazy Town, Rio calls for Lenny. Lenny is preoccupied with a task and unable to take the call.———— Sorry, he’s busy, Rio. He’s got a big investigation pending and he won’t stop until he finds the fart. [Are you kidding? He is STILL looking for the fart?] I’m pretty sure his life’s work […]
[…Rainbow Bridge Mental Health Services… how can we help you today] That is funny, y’all! Well it’s about Cookie. [oh nooo. We might not be up for this call. What is her vulva doing now? ] It is going over Laverne’s gate and … I think there’s a chance she’s mooching off Vernie’s food! [What […]
{TWO CALLS IN ONE DAY?? } Yes I had a thought! {you have a lot of thoughts. Isn’t that why you write in your journal?} Yes, Rio, but I need YOU for this thought. {Aww Mom; I’m touched!! What’s this thought? } Well it’s about Grandma. {Ohhhhh. I know what you’re trying to get me […]
IT’S A CRAZY TOWN MYSTERY!!! SOLVE THE STORY! GROUP DISCUSSION: “What are you doing here?” “Same thing as you. Being forgotten.” “I’m not forgotten; I’ve been tossed out” “I’m not even trash and she put me here” “We’ll I’m pretty sure I was used and thrown away too” “I’m an oral syringe” “At least y’all […]
Inside the Crazy Town dumpster fire, at the Rainbow Bridge Bat Phone Receiving Station: {RING RING RING — } RIO!!!!!! You’re not taking a nap?? It’s 9:42! {you don’t even understand time, Mom…} Is it military time up there? {OMG you’re such a human! Time is in exponents up here. } HA! So there! You […]
Somewhere, over the rainbow, my baby Rio needs a call from his mom… Earth to Rio. Come in Rio… [ohhhhh LAWWWD. Mom, I thought I was in charge of the narrative. It’s after 11pm and you know what I’m doing after 11pm…]Probably missing me and I bet you knew I would be calling… I know […]
HOME FOR THE EQUINOX! {We’re just a few weeks away from the Vernal Equinox, when the earth begins to wake for spring and night and day are of equal length. The dawn of change marks Rio’s death and is exactly equal and opposite the date of my birth; the autumnal equinox which puts the earth […]
Crazy Town curiously received our order of dog food Vaults on the same day we got word that Cookie, after further collaboration with Tech, is not a candidate for anesthesia after all, and therefore it is not in her best interest to risk the spay. This will make her a 3x special needs dog who […]
Slow and steady; that was my Crazy Town. Not perfect, but perfectly balanced and lovingly devoted to learning thru failure, or as I call it, finding opportunities to change and grow. Tips to be a better mom. A little improvement every day. Collectively, all my screw ups create the story of my crazy town. For […]
Pretty much everything about being the president is boring — it’s on a form, or a list, or otherwise pre-defined, except for the part where I get to sign off on kids’ offenses. And make rules. That’s fun work. I have the great honor of inventing Community Service for Children who are Getting Life Experience […]
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